TOP TEN FAST FOOD PLACES

FAST FOOD PLACES!
This is a listing of the top ten fast food eateries(spellcheck?) from worst to best. Best being 1 and worst being 10.

10. Arby's

Um Hey, wanna go get a roast beef sandwich with disgusting cheese? YEAH! No. Gross. If I want a roast beef sandwich ill have my mom make me one, thanks.

9. The dumpster outside of Rally's

The food is always cold. Thats a problem.


8. Wendy's

Frosty's are delicious. But this is an overall Fast Food top ten. Not a Top Ten of shakes. They have okay fries, good chicken sandwich's, salty burgers. Horrible Customer Service. They have badittude there.


7. Burger King

I only love burger king because they have great commercials. The burger boy commercials are hilarious. But best of all the King. So creepy, so humorous. They have crappy food though. I haven't gone there in about three years. They always have soggy buns.


6. Subway

Im sorry but i love Subway. They have delicious bread (when its fresh). And basically your sandwich is only limited by your imagination (and amount of stock they have). They have 2 major problems: Jared is annoying, and they have a terrible eating atmosphere. Their seats are just uncomfortable and its always freeeezing in there!

Could Jared be related to Napoleon Dynamite? You decide!

5. FatBurger

Not many people know of the fat burger except for the beastie boys lyrics "I go to fat burger when im way out west". Fatburger is kind of like a malt shop. They have some of the best shakes. Two kinds of fries, fat fries and skinny. They have pretty good burgers too. They only have one problem, i think they are a little pricey. I'd much rather go to In N Out anyways.


4. McDonald's

Their food has gone down in quality over the years but their fries are still the best. Mmmmm so greasy and delicious. They also have been trying to be "healthy" which bugs me. I can't get my super-size fries or the "bucket-o-fries" anymore. WTF? How am I supposed to keep my girlish figure? I also hate the catch phrase "Im Lovin It"


3. Hardees

Hardee's is owned by the same people who own Carl's Jr. There is one big difference. The food is sooo much better. They use pure beef and they have things on their menu that CJ's doesn't. Best thing to order there is the Mushroom Swiss Burger. Their fries are usually pretty good but the burgers always fill you up. They are huge!!!! They call them "Thick Burgers"



2. Jack In The Box

Now Jack in the Box's food isn't great quality and some people don't like it. But boy is it cheap. 2 tacos for 99 cents? A bacon burger for 99 cents? chicken Sandwich? Hello!!!!!! This is the awesome because for 4 bucks you can get a buttload of food. Plus they have those awesome anntenae balls


1. In N Out

It truely is what a hamburger is all about. The burgers are absolutely the best you can ever eat without making it yourself. The menu is simple. Double Double, Cheeseburger, Hamburger, Fries, Drinks, Shakes. The "secret menu" consisting of Grilled Cheese, Lettuce Burger, Animal-style fries and Burgers. Their fries are the best, only if you eat them while they are hot. And the best thing you can eat is a Three by Three, meat cheese and spread only with a large dr.pepper.

TOP TEN WORST FASHIONS

1. Large Football Jerseys

You aren't a football player, you aren't at a football game, you aren't at home watching a game, so don't wear one. Especially if its way too big for you.

2. Uggs and Skirt Combo

Uggg! Seriously. It makes no logical sense to wear a warm shoe and a cold skirt. You are only allowed to wear it if you are australian or an eskimo. It just screams sororitute.

3. The Coonskin Cap

Um, i swear if i ever see someone wearing this...
Really now, unless you are Daniel Boon then don't wear it.

4. Plastic Wrap

Don't ever, ever do this. Nothing should be this tight on a human body unless its someone's hands choking whoever is wearing this monstrousity.

5. White Sunglasses

No, No, NO! Look you aren't cool and you probably drive a lifted F-150 that you have never taken off-roading in your life. You are stupid. So unless you like necking with other dudes, don't wear them.

6. Pink Polos on Guys

I know exactly what you are trying to say when you wear it. "I'm not an frat jerk that only likes keg-stands and one night stands. I have a softerside, love me."
Yes you are, yes you do, yes you do, no you don't. You are an asshat. The End.
Only Kanye can pull it off and I still think he is a loser too.

7 and 8. White people wearing Bling, and Full Warm Up/ Velour Suits

Don't wear bling. You aren't cool. Its probably the most retarded thing you can wear in all seriousness.
No one looks good in full warm ups unless they are super attractive or have a nice butt. So if you think you can pull it off, go a head and try. But most of us cannot.

9. Silly French Hats

90f the world looks terrible in these ridiculous hats. Yes, I know that a handful of my friends own them. Some how they look okay in them. But no one will ever look "fabulous" in them. NO ONE. Not even Chuck Norris or Gandalf the White.

10. Gaucho Pants

Unless you like swashbuckling and pillaging, then you better not slip on this silly pants. They look weird and make your butt look unattractive. The only person I have ever admired to wear these is Captain Jack Sparrow. Yar. Oh, you'll see him again on July 7th in Pirates of the Carribbean: Dead Man's Chest. YES!

And there you have it.

COMIC CON

Comic con is now passed, but boy was it a blast.
I have a lovely set of pictures for all to enjoy!

Zach and I are Los Plantanos!!!!!!
Best Costumes ever!
Speaking of costumes I will start this off with my "Nerds of the Comic Con Who Didn't Wear Costumes"

"Nerds of the Comic Con Who Didn't Wear Costumes"

1. That would be the nerd lounge for all the nerd children.
2. That would be a very sad man who has been a nerd all of his life.
3. That would be a grown man playing "pokemon: the trading card game"


4. That would be um, hahahahahahhaha. Look at them!
5. I don't have the heart to say what was in my head, but it smelt reallllllll bad, like parents basement over here.
6. This woman just looks so pleased.


7. What are all these nerds looking at? Prolly something really nerdy...
8. HAhahaaha that nerdy boy.
9. Zach and I both thought it was sad to see someone at the comic con by their lonesome. So i thought i would make it apparent, can you find the lonely green girl?


10. Yes, that is the hulk. I didn't even see the shirt when I took the picture :)
11. Yes, that girl has green hair, its not a costume.
12. Yes, look at her pants...

And now for the special dedication....

13. One of the hottest nerds besides myself, but especially for having funny colored hair, she was a cutie.


14. The Epitome of what a nerd is....bahahahahahhaa.

With that section over with, lets continue with "Cuddly Things...Kinda"

"Cuddly Things...Kinda"

1. Snooooopy!
2. Chicken Man!!!!
3. PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. Clare (Zach's Gf) with Snoooooopy!!!

yay that was fun. Next up, a short break.

I took a picture of a guy taking pictures. I thought it was funny, he didn't. Cause i did it like 3 or 4 times.


What the hell happened to my best friend? He has been turned into a robot! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.


What happened to that frog? It is now a hat for Clare's head!! Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Are you tired of seeing nerdy stuff yet? Here is a lil change up...

PORNSTAR BUTT! YAY? GROSS? YOU DECIDE!
Back to the action! "Costumed Nerds"

"Costumed Nerds"

1. Worst type of nerdy fan ever, HARRY POTTER. ew.
2. The Angry Flower guy! Wtf mate.
3. I thought this was a costume, but now i realize she dresses like that normally. GOTH QUEEN
4. Captain Jack Sparrow!
5. The second worst type of nerdy fan ever, STAR WARS (they smell).


6. Star wars hooker
7. Crappy natalie portman
8. Some other alien "babe"
9. Don't know.


10. Bull crap.
11. Edward Scissorhands! <3
12. Robin, the most queer of super heros. "Like seriously batman, you need to spruce up the place! This cave is soo drury".
13. eh Batgirl?
14. Ninja!!!!!!

OK, so now with reallllly coool things we saw!

EVIL DEAD TATTOO!!


MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE TOYS.


1. R2-D2 out of legos!!!
2. Crazy Monster!!!!!!!!!
3. GIANT PIKACHU BLIMP!
4. DR. DOOM replica mask!!!!!!!

thats almost everything....but now a list of famous people we saw, that were walking around like normal people..
1. Jon Heder, played Napoleon Dynamite. He ignored us, so we told everone where he went, and he got stuck in the middle of a giant crowd. HAHAHAA
2. Some comedian who played the mailroom boy on the tv show, "Just Shoot Me"
3. Seth Green. So so so so short.
4. HAL SPARKS!!!!

I <3 Hal! I used to watch him on Talk Soup on E! so very very long ago. He was super cool.

Thats all! Hope you all enjoyed, i know it was a big blog, but we are all big kids and can handle it.

-Caleb